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Dear Sam,

I’M 19 and until a few weeks ago worked for a firm of accountants. I’d started when I left school and rose to be a kind of office manager.

My boss was a divorcée in her 30s and I got on very well with her. One day she got a bit pissed and told me she fancied me and would love to take me to bed, adding that if I agreed she’d make it worth my while “in my pay packet”.

She took me to her place and we drank wine before she put on a red- hot porn DVD. Needless to say, in no time she’d taken out my dick. As she sucked me off she tickled my balls before guiding me into her slippery love- tunnel and we shagged to a massive climax.

The next day, she called me into her office and told me I was being sacked for “bad time- keeping”. Have I got a tribunal case?

DW, Leeds

Sam says…

YOU win some, you’ll lose that one.

Dear Sam,

MY boss at work is in her mid- 40s and has a great figure. A couple of weeks ago she invited everyone in the office out for a drink after we had secured a lucrative new contract. I bought her a wine and she told me that she really loves younger men – I’m 25 – and asked if I would be up for a shag.

I was, and invited her back to my flat. After a quick snog I was rock- hard and invited her to suck me off. She’s expert at giving head and after five minutes of sucking I exploded all over her face.

I then licked out her bald fanny before screwing her. I’ve even shagged her a few times at work.

The problem is that she wants me to move in with her, but I’m not too keen, because I’ll lose my bird and possibly my job. What do I do?

FH, Slough

Sam says…

TELL her you don’t want to get too serious with anyone just yet, but don’t blow a good thing.