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DRUGS firm Pfizer has denied a bizarre claim that sheep went “sex- mad for a week” when Viagra was spilled into an Irish harbour.

The spoof report claimed that a Pfizer drug- manufactur­ing plant accidental­ly spilled 755 tons of Viagra near Ringaskidd­y, Ireland.

The fake story then claimed shepherds across southern Ireland had noticed that their animals were behaving “very strangely and were sexually overactive” as a result.

Pfizer has since denied this is the case and confirmed the story came from a “fictitious report”.

During an apparent interview with Irish news outlet RTE One, one fictitious shepherd, “Michael Murphy”, was said to have described the animals as “sex maniacs”.

The fictional “farmer” was quoted as saying: “They kept humping everything they saw!

“Not only each other but also my dogs, my family, the fences… it was scary as hell!”

The odd false report said that the strange symptoms affected more than 80,000 sheep and a few hundred heads of cattle.

The story was initially published on a website whose tagline is “where facts don’t matter”.

It was then picked up by more respected publicatio­ns.

A spokesman for Pfizer confirmed that the story was based on a satirical report, adding: “The story is fictitious and is based on a satire report.”

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