CALI’S BIG PUB QUIZ!

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WHAT will veggie Paul McCartney’s Christmas “turkey” be made out of? a) Quorn b) Nuts c) Macaroni cheese d) Ethical plastic 2

WHERE did actor Brian Blessed shock people by shouting “F** k”? a) The House of Commons b) Hampstead Heath c) BBC TV Centre d) Church 3

FIVE- star hotels report that guests have started stealing what from posh rooms? a) Mattresses b) Wardrobes c) Carpets d) Walls

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STRICTLY judge Bruno Tonioli said which F- word had now been banned by the BBC? a) F** k b) Faggot c) Forsythe d) Fat 5

WHICH nonce’s car registration number went on sale last week? a) Jimmy Savile b) Stuart Hall c) Gary Glitter d) Cyril Smith 6

THE world’s youngest PM has just been elected by which country? a) Canada

b) France c) Finland d) Ukraine 7

WHICH pub chain is creating 10,000 jobs with a massive investment programme? a) Greene King b) Wetherspoons c) Joseph Holt d) Robinson’s 8

WHICH Star Trek legend has just divorced at the age of 88? a) William Shatner b) Leonard Nimoy c) DeForest Kelley d) James Doohan

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WHAT did mum Lisa Tarr of High Wycombe, Bucks, call her baby twins? a) Sonny and Cher b) Cannon and Ball c) Ronnie and Reggie d) Fred and Rose 10

WHICH legendary TV naturalist died last week? a) David Attenborough b) Chris Packham c) Bill Oddie d) David Bellamy

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RESEARCHERS at Kings College, London, say that what could be used to treat depression? a) Magic mushrooms b) Booze c) Clowns d) Yellow Bentines 12

WHO has been voted Time magazine’s Person of the Year? a) Jeremy Corbyn b) Diane Abbott c) Greta Thunberg d) Les Dennis

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WHERE have the world’s oldest cave paintings been found? a) Indonesia b) France c) Wales d) Spain 14

BOFFINS have finally scotched an urban myth that parakeets arrived in the UK after being released in Carnaby Street by which musician? a) Tom Jones b) Keith Moon c) Jimi Hendrix d) Rolf Harris

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WHICH politician was photographed wearing odd shoes on Election day? a) Jeremy Corbyn b) Ken Livingstone c) Matt Hancock d) Diane Abbott