I dressed up as a nurse – and it was the best sex ever

FAVOURITE POSITION CHERYL: What’s your favourite kind of sex? MELINDA: I like it slow and passionate. It’s nice being made to feel special when you’re shagging and I like every position, I don’t have a favourite.

CHERYL: I prefer it when I’m on top of the bloke because I prefer being in control. MELINDA: How do you like to do it? CHERYL: Usually slowly, because then it lasts longer because the bloke doesn’t come as quickly. But if I’m very horny, I can go like a rabbit!

THREESOMES

MELINDA: Have you had a threesome? CHERYL: No, I think it would be strange. Two blokes at once would just be punishing. You wouldn’t be able to walk for days.

MELINDA: Could you do it with a girl and a guy though?

CHERYL: No, I’m not into girls. It just wouldn’t be a turn- on for me.

MELINDA: I haven’t tried a threesome

CHERYL: The bride’s maid of honour ended up copping off with the stripper and came out as being a lesbian. It was absolutely crazy.

MELINDA: I went on a hen party with my mates and we hired a chauffeur- driven limo. When we were all drunk, one of my mates copped off with the chauffeur and they drove off to have a shag, leaving us all stranded in this nightclub in the middle of nowhere. Half the girls then copped off with blokes who they ended up having one- night stands with as well.

WILLY SIZE

CHERYL: Do you prefer big willies or average- sized ones?

MELINDA: I don’t think it makes much of a difference so long as the guy is experienced. It doesn’t matter too much. CHERYL: What’s the biggest you’ve had? MELINDA: I had a casual fling with a guy who had an eight- inch willy. The sex was

CHERYL: Not yet, but she’s crapping herself that he will do. She reckoned his brother was a better shag than her boyfriend though.

MELINDA: One of my friends was in a taxi home after a night out and she gave the driver a blowjob while he was driving. She reckoned it was fun.

OH- NO MOMENTS

CHERYL: I slept with one guy and just as we got going he jumped off me and looked very worried. He told me he wasn’t sure whether he’d peed himself or come and he wanted to check. MELINDA: What did you do?

CHERYL: I kicked him out and told him I didn’t want to see him again. Weirdo. MELINDA: My boyfriend’s sister caught us having sex once. She left the room and never spoke to me again. I think she told his mum as well because she kept giving me dirty looks for weeks.

DRESSING UP

CHERYL: Do you ever dress up in kinky costumes?

MELINDA: No, I always want to take my clothes off for sex. I can’t imagine being porked when I’ve got clothes on.

CHERYL: You’ve got to try it. I’ve dressed as a naughty nurse and it was the best sex I’ve ever had. It was different, we role- played a bit as doctors and nurses. It was funny but erotic at the same time.