Bike thieves’ beatings filmed and put online

A COUPLE were arrested for a string of assaults connected to a baiting scheme where they would attack would- be bike thieves with baseball bats – and then post the beatings online.

Corey Curnutt

( above), 25, and Savannah Grillot

( below), 29, were detained at their home in Visalia, California.

Both have been charged with numerous assaults with a deadly weapon and conspiracy charges.

The local police department said the assaults began in July last year and continued through to November.

They said the couple then shared the assaults on YouTube.

Videos showed the would- be thieves attempting to steal the ‘ planted’ bike – but not getting far before the suspects come chasing after them with baseball bats.

According to the police, the victims suffered non lifethreatening injuries.

So far, only four victims have been identified.

FUNNY: The real Frank Carson

EVERYONE’S crowdfunding these days. Folk blagging holidays to Disneyland, PM Boris Johnson raising cash to get Big Ben to bong on Brexit Eve, chancers and hard- luck cases – aplenty are using websites to scrounge a few quid.

But professional Frank Carson lookalike Eric Nesbitt’s crowdfunding drive for a new SEX ARSE just takes the biscuit.

Eric, 68, from Newmarket, Suffolk, said: “I bought a Chinese- made sex arse a year back and it gave me hours and hours of great enjoyment.

“I even took it away on tour with me.

“And after a hard evening impersonating

Frank Carson, I’d go back to my hotel room and have some vigorous relaxation with my precious sex arse.

“Unfortunately, after a gig in Morecambe, I went at it a bit hard and it broke. The synthetic sphincter just went on me, totally slack.

“I’ve just paid my tax bill, so I’m a bit short, but I need my sex arse.

“It’s either that or I go back on the cider and that’s no good, not at my time of life.”

Eric has so far raised

DOWN ON HIS LUCK: Eric Nesbitt £ 1.49 towards his £ 63.65 target for a new “Realistic Vagina and Ass for Doggy- Style and Anal Sex Toy” sex arse.

He said: “There’s a bit of a mountain to climb but I’m hoping that by talking to Sunday Sport, I can boost my fund.”

But not everyone’s happy.

Frank Jones, social secretary of the Frank Carson Appreciation Society, raged: “This man is making a mockery of Frank’s treasured memory with his sex arse antics.”

The real Frank Carson died in 2012, aged just 85.