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I LOVE eating cakes.

Blessed with a metabolism that means I can eat them until they come out of my ears, I eat a lot.

If someone paid me to eat cakes, I would gladly eat more.

But nobody is going to pay me to eat cakes. That would be stupid.

Certain young people love taking offence. They especially like taking offence on behalf of other people – in particular, minorities.

They take offence – on other people’s behalf – from the moment they turn on their Twitter to the moment they collapse, exhausted by their own self- righteousness, at the end of a hard day being offended.

The idea of paying these people to be offended is as preposterous as paying me to eat cakes.

But that’s what’s happening at the University of Sheffield.

The university is to start “rolling out” training for students on “micro- aggressions”.

“Micro- aggressions”, in case you wondered are where you say something totally innocuous but it gets twisted through the warped prism of high- end political correctness into “raaay- cism”.

So asking a Japanese person about sushi is a “micro- aggression”. Confusing banana and plantain ( they look almost identical) is “micro- aggression”.

The concept of micro- aggression is like alchemy.

It turns things that are “not racism” magically into “racism”, thus allowing everyone to get all cross and shouty.

Sheffield University will train students to become “Race Equality Champions” who will host discussion sessions about “how to spot and contest micro- aggressions”.

According to reports, students will be paid £ 9.34 per hour as “race equality champions”, working between two and nine hours each week.

That’s a nice screw for being, basically, a snitch.

Professor Koen Lamberts, president and vice- Chancellor of Sheffield University, said: “We think it’s important to be open and honest about racism, which is why we listened to our students and worked closely with our Students’ Union and our BME committee to develop the Race Equality Champion roles to change the way people think about racism.”

By “change the way people think about racism”, the prof clearly means, “start looking for racism where there is none.”

OK, there is racism in this country. We get that.

But considering the deliberate policy of the Left to hose down the country with immigrants – “rubbing the Right’s noses in diversity”, according to Andrew Neather, a former adviser to Tony Blair – our race relations are pretty good.

That’s unlikely to be the case if student busybodies are clattering round campus tarring everyone with the racism brush.

And that’s me reported. Saying “rat” and “brush” is racist, too.

SHE has been travelling the world after her split from DJ Chris Martinez.

And dishy Demi Rose showed off her jaw- dropping curves as she hit Laguna Beach in California last week.

The Birmingham beauty, 24, slipped into an array of sexy swimwear for an impromptu shoot during her holiday.

A fan said: “What would I spunk on first – her big tits or her massive arse?!”