WHAT A WAY TO LIVEN UP A TRIP TO IKEA! Saucy babe strips in furniture shop

I was there for bum sex, not murder

IT’S the closest thing to hell on earth – an afternoon spent wondering round Ikea looking at bookcases, trapped in a maze with no shortcuts and no exits.

Even the promise of meatballs isn’t enough to lift to spirits of blokes forced to visit Ikea.

But this blonde beauty has found the perfect way to make a trip to the Swedish flatpack giant’s showroom well worth it.

Because she shows off her lovely busters and bum – all over the shop!

The babe, who keeps her face well hidden throughout the five minute video, is less shy about revealing her spectacular boobs.

All we know is that the footage is believed to have been filmed in Ikea’s Warrington store – which was the first in Britain and opened in 1987 .

An Ikea source said: “It definitely is Ikea – I recognise those vases and houseplants.

“It’s a creative way of using the Ikea space but not something we would recommend.”

A woman claiming to be the star of the video commented: “I had a great day out. Normally my fella won’t go near Ikea because he hates the fact you can’t get out once you’re in.

“So I promised him a bit of sexy fun and he had a great day, too.

“And I bought a lovely coffee table.”

A MAN accused of murdering a pensioner with a crossbow claimed he was in the area at the time to BUM another man.

Mold Crown Court heard Terence Whall, who is on trial over the death of Gerald Corrigan, was quizzed by police about phone calls which placed him close to Gof Du, Mr Corrigan’s home near Holyhead.

Retired lecturer Mr Corrigan was “callously” shot with a crossbow by a killer hiding behind a garden wall on April 17 last year, the court heard.

A jury heard Mr Corrigan,

74, was outside his home in Holyhead, Anglesey, when he was hit by the crossbow bolt in what the prosecution alleges was a planned killing.

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Peter Rouch, QC, prosecuting, said that when asked about phone contact with a man, Whall said he had time on his hands and was just calling him for a chat.

Mr Rouch said when it was pointed out cell site analysis of his mobile phone placed Whall’s phone close to Gof Du at 00.23 that morning, Whall said he did not want his partner to know.

He said he was out “with someone he shouldn’t have been with”, Mr Rouch added, and that Whall said it would “ruin his life” if it came out.

The prosecutor said Whall told police he was having an affair with a man called Barry Williams, and that they went to a car park at Porth Dafarch beach and walked up the coastal path looking for somewhere to have sex.

Mr Rouch said Whall told police if they searched the area they may find a latex glove with semen on, but that the semen may have washed off in rain.

The prosecutor told the jury that showed Whall, 39, was forensically aware enough to take a latex glove to shoot Mr Corrigan to hide any DNA.

Whall, of Bryngwran in Anglesey, denies conspiracy to pervert the course of justice and conspiracy to commit arson.

The case continues.

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