SERIAL SHITTER SHAT OUTSIDE SPORTS HALL

COPS have arrested a foul- bowelled woman accused of repeatedly defecating in front of a sporting goods store.

Andrea Grocer, 51, was caught in the act after officers spotted her using the car park in front of Natick Outdoor Store.

Grocer has since been charged with eight counts of wanton destruction of property.

The stomach- turning case began unfolding in

CAR PARK: Where suspect shat

December last year, when store owner Henry Kanner found faeces in the car park.

Police increased their patrols in the area hoping

UPPER HOUSE: Lords are moving up north to nab the suspect, and last Wednesday they caught Grocer in the act, with her pants down.

An officer who had been staking out the parking lot wrote in an arrest report that he saw Grocer defecating out of the driver’s side door of her car.

She drove off but was quickly apprehended.

Grocer claimed she suffers from irritable bowel syndrome – a chronic intestinal disorder – and was on her way to a home where she works as a nanny.

The officer pointed out to Grocer the area has several public toilets, to which she reportedly apologised and promised never to use the lot as a bathroom again.

Grocer’s employer later told police the nanny has access to a bathroom at the house.

In her booking photo, the suspected vandal appears to be sobbing.

Grocer, of Ashland, Massachusetts, was

later released from jail without bail and is due back in court in March.