Plane crazy as cabin crew get training to deal with w* nkers

AN airline is providing cabin crew with special training to deal with WANKING passengers!

United Airlines was forced to give its cabin crew the specialist training after it briefly made the National Center on Sexual Exploitation’s 2019 “Dirty Dozen List”.

The NCOSE list is intended to name and shame the companies that “facilitate sexual exploitation” in the US.

United was the only airline to make the list and was accused by NCOSE of having a “sexually hostile environment” on board because of the people watching porn.

NCOSE explained: “incidents have soared of passengers viewing hardcore pornography on their personal devices in tight, closed quarters, leaving fellow passengers and flight crew feeling unsafe, emotionally triggered, and victim to sexual harassment.

“Many reports expressed that United Airlines’ flight attendants appeared to be particularly ill- suited for these situations.”

United Airlines has promised to do more to help flight attendants keep pornography out of plane cabins.

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SORRY: MP Tracy Brabin ( and her cheeky tweet last week

GAME Labour MP Tracy Brabin is auctioning an off-the-shoulder dress for charity after it caused controversy in the House of Commons last week.

She was forced to defend her attire last week after her dress slipped down her shoulder as she leaned on the despatch box due with a broken ankle.

From a starting price of £ 10, bidding had reached more than £ 1,600 on Friday morning, with proceeds going to Girlguiding.

The listing says the ASOS dress has been “flying off the shelves”.

The Batley and Spen MP had been raising a point of order in the Commons about journalists being asked to leave a Downing Street press briefing on the next stage of Brexit talks, when her shoulder was exposed.

Ms Brabin, the Shadow Culture Secretary, said she had been to a music event earlier in the day and was not expecting to be called to the despatch box.

But her minor wardrobe malfunction was NOTHING compared to some ladies, whose whole BUSTERS have come adrift, thanks to a loose, off- the- shoulder number.

Here’s our look at when off- the- shoulder frocks go bad…