NOW LEZ SEE HOLLY GO DOWN ON ZOE

As Phil goes gay, glamour babe issues come & lick me plea to his co-star Holly

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AS the world recovers from the shock announcement that Philip Schofield now prefers knobs to fannies, stunning glamour babe Zoe Morrell has decided now is the perfect time to tempt his co- star Holly Willoughby into some minge- licking lesbian action.

Stunning Zoe, 29, has fancied telly beauty Holly ever since she was on the Kids morning TV show SM: TV in the 1990s and has fantasied many times about licking the blonde bombshell’s ladyparts and gently stroking her perfect nipples.

And she believes that now Philip has swapped sides it might be the perfect time for Holly, 38, to sample the delights of sapphic sex.

The lusty 30F babe from

GOOD ENOUGH TO EAT: Sexy Zoe thinks the time is right to lez up Holly

St Albans, Herts, said: “Holly has been my fantasy woman for years and years.

“Every time I see her on the telly I get wet thinking about doing naughty things to her.

“She is so hot! Her boobs are absolutely perfect and I would love to lay her down on my bed and slowly undress her until she is left wearing just sexy black lingerie and stockings.

“Then I would release her amazing boobs and gently lick her nipples until she was moaning in delight.

“Eventually she would be so turned on she’d be begging me to touch her fanny, so I’d slowly move my hands towards her crotch – but I wouldn’t give her what she wants straight away.

“I would tease her, getting closer and closer and pulling away until she was crying out in frustration.

“Then I would gently put my fingers inside her and feel how wet she was from my teasing.

“As I plunged deep inside her I would use the heel of my hand to rub against her clit until she exploded in ecstasy.

“When she was recovered she would be so grateful that she’d be desperate to return the favour – and that’s when her dominant side would come out.

“She would put me over her knee and tell me what a bad girl I’d been and then gently spank me until my bumcheeks were red.

“When I had been punished

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enough she would lie down and tell me to sit on her face and lick me until I climaxed.

“Then we would lie together naked, stroking each other for the rest of the night.

“I never thought I had a chance of seducing Holly before but now her best mate Phil has embraced his gay side perhaps it might persuade Holly to give it a go.

“And if she does then I am willing and able to give have her whenever she wants!”