I’M THE SUPER-SPREADER!

Sex-mad Penny has spread her legs for more than 3,000 fellas

AT LEAST THREE TIMES A WEEK: Penny loves cock

WHEN Penny Gorton heard about a super- spreader on the news she didn’t think of an overgrown boy scout passing killer coronavirus around the world.

She actually thought: “Why is Beeb broadcaster Huw Edwards talking about me?”

Because the sexy 57- year- old was nicknamed “super- spreader” years ago thanks to her love of nookie with strangers!

Last week Brits were shocked when it was revealed businessman Steve Walsh had infected at least 11 people with the new virus after a trip to Singapore.

On his way home he stopped off in France to go skiing before heading to his home in Brighton.

He has now been released from hospital.

But Anne, from Fleetwood, Lancs, now wants to let the world know that she’s the real super- spreader, and described Steve as a mere pretender to the throne.

The barmaid told Sunday Sport: “I first had sex aged 16 and have been getting porked left right and centre ever since.

“I will spread my legs for anyone who smiles at me. As long as I get some cock in me I don’t care. I reckon I have shagged more than 3,000 fellas.

“I’ve been through half of Fleetwood and probably half of Glasgow, when they come down to holiday in Blackpool!

“My mates all called me the

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super- spreader because I spread my legs so often.

“So it was a bit of a schok when I heard Huw Edwards talking about a super- spreader on News at Ten.

“I thought, ‘ What are they talking about me for?’ Then I saw it was something to do with coronaviurus. I knew that couldn’t be me because I always use johnies.

“But I’m the real super- spreader and I am proud of my shagging antics. I’m 57 and I haven’t slowed up yet – I’m still getting it at least three- times- a- week and I don’t plan to stop any time soon.”