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n. Gut- smashing, but done inelegantly or inexpertly, if you can imagine such a thing.
euph. How one would sign off a work email to any member of management, or a colleague for whom one has no respect. F** k off.
n. An otherwise outwardly benign grandparent who suddenly launches into an extended, extreme right- wing diatribe.
n. An extreme method of pleasing one’s lady. Named in honour of the Latter Day Saints’ fondness for large families. Consisting of “two in the front” ( fingers/ fanny) and five in the back ( fist/ arse).
n. A ringpiece that is a continual source of worry for environmentalists.
n. A widely spread area of feminine anatomy that exudes a distinct piscatorial aroma. A stamped bat.
n. Any residential community in Cheshire blessed with beauty salons offering lip injectables. n. An erectivitiation that is covered in faecal matter. v. To take a shit into an unflushed bog, like what Smokey Robinson sang about. n. medic. The alarming of one suffering the f** king good kicking. sim. Descriptive of performing an ultimately futile act. For example, sending a tweet to Southern Rail asking why their service is so terrible, which will get lost in an ocean of identical questions. symptoms effects of a
n. The typical staining on a gentleman’s pickle after it is withdrawn from the rusty sheriff’s badge.
sim. US. Said of something that looks like it could handle itself in a barney, or like it would take a bit of chewing.
sim. A measure of the extreme avidity with which a randy young chap performs cumulonimbus on his significant other.