DO YOU HAVE A SEX PROBLEM? email: agony@sundaysport.co.uk Mail: Agony, Sunday Sport, 860 Chester Road, Stretford, Manchester M32 0QJ

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I GET a massive sexual charge out of white goods – like washing machines, dishwashers and fridges etc.

At first, my wife was a bit reluctant to indulge me but is now quite happy bent over the washing machine on full spin while I do her hard and fast from behind.

We recently started visiting a huge electrical store in town and we head over to a quiet corner near the massive fridges.

The sight of all the electrical goods really gets me horny and the wife soon gets pretty wet and I always end up slipping my cock up her in seconds and it doesn’t take long for me to splurt the lot.

Do you think we have gone too far, as we now do this weekly?

GT, south London

YES – if store staff ever catch you at it you could end up in some serious trouble.

I WAS walking the dog the other day and, as I’m a keen badger spotter, I was keeping an eye out for a flash of wildlife when I noticed a commotion in some bushes.

I quietly crept up to the shrubbery and was astounded to see a spotty white arse pumping up and down.

Then a woman’s voice said: “Don’t just look, come and have a go!” A burly fella got to his feet and walked off, so I wandered over – and lying there was this blonde babe, about 20, starkers.

I dropped my pants and set to, thrusting my boner up her tight gash, and in no time at all I’d blown my bag.

Trouble is, I lost the dog and the wife wants to kill me.

EA, West Yorks

TAKE up dogging – and buy yourself a cat!

This encyclopedia of sexual positions is very arousing!

I don’t half miss the real thing… six weeks is a long time to go without cock…