Kinky wife is hooked on playing with adult toys

No shit. I must admit my thoughts have been drifting towards… MINGE! Your minge!

Hey yeah! Let’s have some girlie fun!

ME and my missus have been happily married for 10 years and have three kids.

Until about two months ago, I thought our sex life together was great.

But a couple of months back she went to a pal’s house for one of these sex toy parties and she brought some home with her.

It was a huge turn- on for us both as I made her scream with delight with a large dildo.

For several nights we were bang at it for hours on end and I’d never known her to have so many orgasms.

But then I got home from work one evening and asked the kids where their mum was and they said she’d gone for “a lie- down”.

When I walked in the bedroom I was astonished to discover her in the middle of an orgasm with a dildo rammed up her chuff.

I shouted to her to stop but she ignored me and carried on thrusting the glistening gadget

AT my university there’s a librarian in her late 30s who wears low- cut tops and short skirts.

Everybody knows she wears no knickers as she frequently goes up the stairs in the centre of the building and we can see from the desks.

There’s now a queue for these seats as every lad at uni wants to put in some extra library time!

I got chatting to this woman recently about a book I was looking for and I asked her out.

We ended up back at my room at the halls of residence where she wasted no time in stripping off to reveal her incredible body.

She now wants to leave her husband and two kids and live with me. But I’m not sure.

Kelly says…

IF you’re just using her for sex, then you must tell her to stay with her family.

Well? deep into her sopping love- hole.

Eventually her eyes rolled up into her head and she let out a muffled scream and a huge sigh as she climaxed heavily.

The sight of her gaping minge gave me a semi hard- on so I stripped off and dived on the bed to join her.

But she just pushed me away, saying that she preferred her new toys to me!

And since then she hasn’t let me go anywhere near her.

I’ve tried talking it over with her but she won’t listen to me and carries on f** king herself every night with a dildo instead of having me, and the real thing.

Now I’m seriously considering leaving her but I can’t bear to be parted from the kids.

Please help!

Kelly says…

FH, South Yorks

THE only advice I can offer is that you get hold of her sex toys and destroy them – immediately.

TF, West Midlands

Tastes a bit pissy!

I’M sure the lockdown will fly by for these girls!