WINDOW CLEANER ERIC’S SHOCK CONFESSION

WITH his leather jacket, hairy chest and glint in his eye, Eric Jones is a dead ringer for… the actor DAVID HASSELHOFF! Well, that’s what the ladies of Rawtenstall, Lancs, reckon – because randy Eric has been through DOZENS of them by pretending to be the Knight Rider star’s younger brother! Aged 63, long- divorced window cleaner Eric IS actually younger than Baywatch hunk David but that’s the only true part of his story.

Eric laughed: “To be fair, I did not actually come up with it.

“I was at the darts night in my local pub and I was wearing this new leather jacket.

“Drunk Wanda came over and says ‘ Oooh, you look just like that David Hasselhoff off of the telly – you could pass for his younger brother’.

“Everyone thought that was right funny but I still shagged Drunk Wanda in the pub yard.

“Then it just sort of got out that I was The Hoff’s brother.

“Birds were coming up to me and saying ‘ I hear you’re David Hasselhoff’s brother. Can I suck you off, and that?’

“Well, I wasn’t going to put them right, was I? Soon they were coming from as far afield as Ramsbottom and Oswaldtwistle for a go.

“I’m drowning in pussy, me – and I’m getting rounds!

“I hope David won’t mind. It’s a compliment, in a way, isn’t it?”

Ironically, the famous David Hasselhoff hasn’t even got a brother, but he has got four sisters. behind on my

Legendary Hoff found international fame as Knight Rider before starring as L. A. County Lifeguard Mitch Buchannon in the series Baywatch.

He also ended the Cold War, convincing the East German authorities to pull down the Berlin Wall by clambering on top of it and belting out soft rock ballads.