I’m not ‘one of them’ – it’s just a bit of gay fever

NIGEL BLAMES POLLEN ALLERGY AFTER HE’S CAUGHT SUCKING OFF RENT BOY

WHEN Debbie Mitchell came home early from work and found husband Nigel eagerly fellating a young male prostitute in their living room, she immediately thought of Phillip Schofield.

The pretty 27- year- old said: “I thought, ‘ Uh- oh! Our Nigel’s gone all Schofield and decided to be a gay!’”

However, there was a simple explanation for what happened that afternoon at the couple’s home in Wakefield, West Yorks. Hay fever! And when Nigel had mopped the eager twink’s leavings from his mouth, he was able to share his reasoning with Debbie.

Gentlemen’s outfitter Nigel said: “It was only natural when

Debbie found me with that young man’s cock down my throat to think that I was ‘ one of them’.

“But I soon convinced her that a combination of a very high pollen count and my anti- hay fever medication had caused me to act ‘ a bit odd’ – not so much hay fever as ‘ gay fever’.”

REACTION: Debbie and Nigel ( and ( brave Pip Schofield cops a feel of Ruth’s knee

Debbie told Sunday Sport: “I can’t tell you how relieved I was! Although I admire and respect brave Phillip Schofield for coming out as a gay, I felt for his poor wife having lived a lie all these years with a man who lusted after other men’s bums.

“So when Nigel explained that what happened was some kind of allergic reaction, I breathed a sigh of relief.”

Brave Phil Schofield won mountains of praise earlier this year when he bravely took to Instagram to reveal that he is a gay.

He later went on to This Morning to bravely talk about being a gay and even copped a feel of co- host Ruth Langsford’s knee – which he wouldn’t have got away with before coming out as being a gay.