DID JOE WICKS KILL KIM JONG UN?
INSIDERS SAY HE DIED DURING YOUTUBE FITNESS SESSION
KIM Jong- un IS dead.
But the pudgy North Korean dictator was NOT killed by botched heart surgery, coronavirus, ruthless assassins or an exploding missile.
He was killed by Brit fitness guru JOE WICKS!
Over the past days, speculation about the fate of the Supreme Leader has reached fever pitch following his no- show at commemorations to mark the birth of his grandfather Kim Il- Sung.
It was the first time North Korea’s ruler had missed the anniversary event and led to speculation he was unwell or even dead.
Bunker
It was rumoured the overweight chain- smoker had undergone an emergency heart op and was brain dead after the procedure went wrong.
Then it was claimed he was hiding from coronavirus in a jewel- studded bunker. It was even suggested he was injured when a ballistic missile blew up on the launchpad during a test.
But now we can CONFIRM that the 36- year- old went to meet his maker while wearing a green leotard and bright red sweatband.
A recent defector said: “Kim’s wife, Ri Sol- ju nagged that he was out of shape and in no state to rule a country.
“Eventually, Kim decided to follow Joe Wicks on YouTube.”
Joe, 33, has been running exercise classes for kids and mums since the start of the lockdown.
Our source added: “He lasted about a minute before slumping to the ground.
“His fearful doctors confirmed he had died of a massive heart attack.”
Following Kim’s death, his sister Kim Yo- jong ordered an immediate news blackout. It’s thought the 32- year- old is in line to succeed her brother but must overcome rivals before announcing Kim’s death.
Our source said: “One thing is for sure, there will be more deaths at the highest levels of North Korean politics before this is settled.”
Joe Wicks was last night unavailable for comment.