FIRST TIME

Pals Amy and Jackie reveal their

BEFORE the lockdown closed their doors, the pub was a great place to meet old mates, relax and have a laugh over a couple of drinks.

In happier times, our reporters visited British boozers up and down the country to ask babes all about their sex lives.

Thankfully, we got a few interviews “stockpiled” before all the pubs got shut.

In today’s feature, we speak to Jackie and Amy from Cardiff…

DRESSING UP

JACKIE: I like the Frenchmaid’s outfit. The short black skirt, tight white blouse, stockings, high heels and pinny. I have a feather dusty which is very useful. It drives my boyfriend wild.

AMY: Why don’t you wear it all the time, then?

JACKIE: Because if we did, it would lose its effect. Plus, it’s a good way to get what you want.

AMY: Dressing up never appealed to me until my boyfriend brought home a nurse’s outfit. I wasn’t very keen and only wore it to please him. Oh my God! I’m glad that I did. It made me feel really naughty and horny. My boyfriend just pulled my skirt up and had sex. It was very enjoyable.

EMBARRASSING MOMENTS

AMY: I was once caught by my mum. After a night out I wanted sex so my boyfriend stayed over. Because it was late when we got in, I didn’t tell my mum and dad as I didn’t want to wake them. When we woke up the next day, my boyfriend had morning glory and it seemed a shame to waste it.

JACKIE: What’s embarrassing about that?

AMY: If you let me finish, I’ll tell you. When we’d finished I looked up and I saw a cup of tea on my dressing table. My mum had been in and left it there for me.

JACKIE: And you didn’t even notice?

AMY: No, I was too caught up in the moment.

JACKIE: So what happened?

AMY: Nothing. We went downstairs and nothing was ever said about it.

JACKIE: I have never been caught but it was still embarrassing. I went back to this lad’s house and we were having sex. I was on top and above his bed he had a shelf. Well, I forgot and sat up straight while I was on top of him and hit my head.

AMY: Did it hurt?

JACKIE: Bloody right it did. I cut my head and it just wouldn’t stop bleeding. It went everywhere.

FAVOURITE POSITION

JACKIE: It depends what kind of mood I’m in. If I’m feeling romantic I like the missionary position, because your bodies are touching and you can take it slowly. AMY: And when you’re not feeling romantic?

JACKIE: From behind. Hard and fast. It is just raw sex. That certainly does it for me. AMY: I like spooning. To me, it feels more intimate. His hands are free, so he can play with your boobs and lady bits.

WILLY SIZE

JACKIE: Girls all know if he’s got a knob the size of a peanut, that is no use. There would be absolutely no enjoyment.

AMY: You’re a harsh girl.

JACKIE: Well, you need something that does the job.

AMY: I’m not as cruel as you. Boys can pleasure you in other ways.

JACKIE: Okay then, what’s an acceptable

length?

AMY: Anything six inches and above. JACKIE: That’s not exactly small. So it does matter?

AMY: All right then, it does.

JACKIE: I’m happy with seven inches. Anything bigger is a bonus.

FAKING IT

JACKIE: I never fake it. I don’t see the point in it. If the lad is not doing it for you and you start moaning away, he’s never going to learn. It’s better to give him a gentle push in the right direction. Plus, if you fake it, he’ll go away thinking he’s great in bed.

AMY: I do fake it at times. It’s not because the sex is really bad, it’s just sometimes it’s not going to happen however hard he tries. I don’t have the heart to tell him that, so I just pretend. That way, everyone is happy.

BUM SEX

JACKIE: I agreed to it and my boyfriend had literally touched his willy against me and I freaked. I just couldn’t do it. I know he’d be really happy if I let him, but I’m scared. AMY: One of my former boyfriends put on a porn flick which showed this busty blonde getting a good pounding up her arse and he begged me to have anal sex with him. I was feeling really horny and went for it. He gave me lots of foreplay before teasing a finger into my bumhole. After a while I just wanted his hard cock right up my bumhole and it just slid right up there – the orgasms I had were amazing!

JACKIE: I think I will try it again, but next time I’ll have to be really drunk.

OUDOOR SEX

AMY: I’ve done it on a train once, does that count?

JACKIE: I’d say so.

AMY: I was travelling to London with my boyfriend when we decided to slip into the toilets. It was quite hard to have sex because the train was rocking all over the place. We managed it though, but I was too conscious of being caught to enjoy it fully. It was worth it though.

JACKIE: I’ve had sex in the woods. We were looking after a friend’s dog and took her for a walk and began fooling around. One thing led to another and then we were behind a bush going at it like rabbits.

AMY: Where was the dog when this was happening?

JACKIE: She was happily playing in the long grass. Then these other dog walkers came along and thought our dog had lost its owner. We had to stop what we were doing and put our clothes straight before jumping out into the open, pretending we were playing a game with the dog. I don’t think they believed us!

FANTASIES

JACKIE: Mine’s to be stuck in a lift and be rescued by fireman. I would be stuck between floors and a hunky fireman would have to lower himself down and get into the lift through the hatch at the top. But before he rescued me, he would have time to seduce me and we’d have sex up against the lift wall.

AMY: I love the idea of having sex at work on my boss’s desk. Me and the sexy new boy would be working late. We’d have been flirting all day and making saucy remarks, but the fun wouldn’t start until everyone else had gone home. We’d both know exactly what the other wanted, so we’d have sex. And the next morning, the boss wouldn’t suspect a thing.

WORST SEX

JACKIE: He didn’t even get it out of his trousers. He got so carried away that he came before he’d got undressed. We had only been kissing.

AMY: You were obviously too hot for him to handle.

JACKIE: When you gear yourself up for sex, you want it to actually happen.

AMY: At least my guy actually got his trousers down, but not much else. I’m not joking you, we had only just started and it was over. I bet it was no more than two thrusts. I thought he was joking at first. JACKIE: He sounds like the joke. AMY: He certainly was. I never saw him again.

THREESOMES

JACKIE: It’s not something that does it for me. I’m selfish, I want my man all to myself.

AMY: What about if it was two lads? JACKIE: No, I wouldn’t want that either. I’d be worried that as you were concentrating on one, the other would be trying to put his willy where I didn’t want it to go. AMY: I’ve never been asked, so I don’t know what I would say or do. But I think I would say yes to it with two other fellas.