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The sex was fast and furious – he’d ripped the naughty nurse’s uniform off of me in seconds!

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CLAIRE: Has it put you off having another one? REBECCA: I’d prefer not to have another but at my age it’s simply inevitable that I will do since that’s what being young is all about. CLAIRE: You’ll have a good one eventually. I’ve had four and three were rubbish but the last one blew my mind, he was so good in bed.

REBECCA: How come?

CLAIRE: He was fit and energetic and we had sex for hours, it was amazing. I wished he’d called me since but he never did.

WORST EVER SEX

REBECCA: What’s been the worst shag of your life?

CLAIRE: That was when I finally slept with a guy I’d been eyeing up for weeks. He was very good looking and every girl in the club was trying to pull him. I got him and took him home for a shag.

REBECCA: Why was it bad?

CLAIRE: He confessed when we got into bed that he was a virgin and then lasted less than a minute. I thought I was going to cry I was so upset.

REBECCA: My worst one was a one- night stand too. I was steaming drunk and the guy looked good with my beer goggles on but when I sobered up halfway through I realised he was a minger who looked like Dean Gaffney.

LESBO LOVING

CLAIRE: I had a bit of a fumble with one of my girl friends the other month when we were drunk.

REBECCA: Were you tempted to go all the way with her?

CLAIRE: A little bit. She was good looking and it did turn me on quite a lot. I don’t think I’d have the guts to go further than a fumble though.

REBECCA: I’ve been all the way with one of my friends. We got intimate in bed one night and I even went down on her.

REBECCA: How big was your first one? CLAIRE: About eight inches, I’d guess, and he was a great shag. I didn’t realise big willies were so rare or I would’ve kept hold of him. Big ones definitely feel better. REBECCA: I had a fling with a guy who had a huge cock. The first time I had it I was really excited and because I was drunk it felt great. But the next time I was sober and I thought he was going to split me in two! doing it outside and is an experience I’d like to repeat.

CLAIRE: I had sex in bath tub with one of my exes. It was his idea and it was the most uncomforta­ble shag I’ve ever had because there was no room to move.

FAKING ORGASMS

REBECCA: Do you fake it?

CLAIRE: Yes, sometimes. When they’ve been

SEX TOYS

REBECCA: Are you fond of using sex toys? CLAIRE: I’ve got a vibrating cock ring that I thoroughly enjoy using. It vibrates on all the right areas and tends to speed things up a bit. It’d take me double the amount of time to orgasm without it.

REBECCA: I’ve got one of those Rampant Rabbit vibrators that’s really very good. It stimulates all the right spots that most blokes fail to reach with their penises or fingers or tongues. Really, they ought to give lads proper sex lessons in schools as they clearly don’t pass on tips to each other. That said, I still prefer the real thing inside me but it’s useful to have a back- up as it always makes me come!

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