I mop up in a Soho SCAT DUNGEON – are you sure it’s safe for me to return to work, Boris?

CLEANER’S WORRIES AS BRITAIN’S ECONOMY FIRES UP AFTER LOCKDOWN READER PIC

PLEDGE: Johnson

IT’S now more than a month since Boris Johnson pledged to “fire up the engines of the UK economy”.

The PM recognised that while lockdown may have saved some lives it was stifling the lifeblood of British commerce.

Many returned to work earlier this month despite worries over public transport capacity.

And shops shut since the start of lockdown

HAPPY TO SLUICE GENTLEMEN’S LEAVINGS: Elsie will reopen in the next few days.

Schools are also set to reopen – despite some concerns from parents and teachers about a possible second wave of the coronavirus.

However, Elsie Banner says even though she’s scoured the Government’s COVID- 19 website, there are still no guidelines for her safe return to work.

Elsie, 48, is a cleaner at Maison D’Ordure, Soho’s premier scat dungeon, and her bosses want her back with her mop on June 15.

The hard- working mum- of- three said: “The customers haven’t been able to come here and plop on each other since March. They must be very frustrated.

“My employer, Mr Theopolidou, said to me, ‘ Elsie, you come back to work – if you no come back, there is no job’.

“I’m happy to sluice up gentlemen’s leavings, but is it safe? All I want from the Prime Minister is an assurance that I’m not going to catch this Chinese flu thing.”

Last night a No. 10 source said: “Several ministers are very well acquainted with Maison D’Ordure and will be looking into its re- opening as soon as possible, in a manner that is safe for both the customers and the staff.”

BACK TO WORK: Brits