HOME SCHOOLING? DO LET THIS MAN INTO YOUR HOUSE!

Alert over oddball who begs to join mums’ kitchen-table classes

WITH school closed for these past 10 weeks, mums and dads have stepped into the breach to try and provide some basic home schooling for their offspring.

As well as having had to relearn their times tables,

LOVELY UNIFORM: Watson posts pics like this online their capital cities and their flags of all nations, parents have also learned the heroic tolerance our teachers need, to inject a modicum of learning into their kids’ chaotic brains.

But some children have been left adrift in a school- less limbo while their parents loaf in state- sponsored idleness.

And it is posing as one such waif that burly truck driver Harper Watson has been tricking his way into homes across Britain.

The divorced 58- year- old, originally from Leeds in West Yorks, dresses as a schoolgirl called “Susan”, then knocks on doors asking to be included in mums’ home lessons.

One Nottingham mum who fell for the ruse said: “When I opened the door, there was this man dressed as a schoolgirl. I thought, ‘ Oh my goodness!’

“But this ‘ girl’ explained that ‘ her’ mummy and daddy were off their tits on the

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Spice and ‘ she’ had no home lessons and that ‘ she’ wanted to join mine.”

The mum, who asked not to be named for fear of reprisals, said: “Well, in this day and age, with all this tranny business, you can’t really say, ‘ You’re not a schoolgirl, get off with you’.

“So in they came. My two were absolutely terrified. We started on the eight times tables and the second my back was turned, this person had my washing machine open and was sniffing at my dirty tights!

“Well, enough was enough. I got my husband Colin out of the sitting room where he’d bene watching This Morning and got him to throw this brute out.”

Sunday Sport has learned that a “schoolgirl” matching Watson’s description has tricked his way into no fewer than 27 houses across the north west of England and the East Midlands.

Last night Watson, who posts pictures of himself in his “lovely uniform” online, refused to answer the door at his bedsit in Biddulph, Staffs.