SICKO SELLS FRED AND ROSE COVID SEX MASKS
Public warned they DO NOT protect against virus Diner hosted lockdown orgy
ENTREPRENEUR: Piers Harper
A DINER forced to close by anti- COVID laws reopened secretly and hosted a drug- fuelled ORGY, cops say.
When Florida Governor Ron DeSantis ordered restaurants and bars to stop in- person sales in March, Peruvian Nazca Bar & Grill in Tampa appeared to step into line.
“Here at Nazca Bar & Grill we are fully committed to the health and well- being of our customers, staff and their families,” the restaurant said on Instagram on March 20.
But when officers called, the drinks at Nazca’s bar were flowing – cash- only sales of alcohol – along with cannabis and SEX.
IT has to be one of the oddest pieces of advice offered by boffins…
Couples should now wear FACE MASKS while having sex during the COVID- 19 pandemic, according to a new study from researchers at Harvard University.
The scientists have also warned kissing during coitus should also be avoided.
If the thought of wearing a bankrobber style bandana is not bad enough – look what one crafty sicko has come up with….
Fred and Rose West sex face masks!
Oxford University graduate Piers Harper
When cops knocked on the front door up to 70 people fled via the back door, while others who’d been having sex upstairs hid in an storage area where more weed and £ 8,000 in cash were found.
The state Division of Alcoholic Beverages and started knocking out the sick face coverings on Thursday and the tricky toff reckons he’s already shifted almost 2,000 sets.
Harper, 26, drawled: “Fred and Rose are big romantic icons – like Romeo and Juliet or Mills and Boon, only a bit more murder- y.
“What better way to get in the mood than having a legover with your partner wearing a Fred or Rose mask?
“And they also guard against COVID- 19”.
Harper says he is planning Fred and Fred masks for the gays and Rose and Rose masks for lesbian lovers.
OPEN FOR BUSINESS: Nazca Bar & Grill
Tobacco found that licensee Eric Alcalde was operating an illegal weed dispensary and allowed a crowd to gather there during the pandemic.
He faces a charge of refusing to admit an officer and a warning for violating the state order closing restaurants.
WEST LIFE: Couple enjoy romp in new face masks
But despite his true commitment to diversity, Harper could be selling DEATH TRAPS.
Because independent analysis commissioned by Sunday Sport found the masks are almost USELESS as a germ barrier.
Prof James Linklater, of the University of West Lancashire, said: “These are simply paper masks held on with a bit of elastic.
“In the heat of passion, they would fall apart.”
It is currently illegal in England to have sex with anyone who does not live in the same house as you – even with a mask on.
But in the US, where it’s not forbidden to sleep with someone outside your own house ( although it is banned in many states to socialise with anyone you don’t live with), scientists are advising taking precautions like face masks to minimise the risk of spread.