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MY wife makes the teas for our local cricket club every time they play a home game.

One night I filmed her on my mobile, in her sexy undies, slowly stripping and then sitting on my knob. Then I flipped her over and she was screaming for me to give it to her as I pounded away.

Last weekend I proudly showed this film to the lads and when my wife came out with the teas they were asking for a repeat performance. And she said she would – if we won.

And after we hit the winning runs the wife came in the showers, stripped naked and sucked off every member of the team.

They now want her to do it again if we win a final in two weeks. What should I do?

CH, email

I’M stumped. Maybe you should throw the match this time. And your cricket mates need to grow up!

I WAS out clubbing last month when I pulled a babe who wore tight leather shorts, boots and a skimpy top.

We went back to my place and she soon had my knob out and was sucking me off. Just as I was about to blast off, she got on my bed and told me to f** k her.

It was brilliant as I knobbed her doggy- style and she nearly screamed the house down.

The next time she came round she wore naughty nurse’s gear and tied me up before riding me for another incredible shag.

But when I suggest we start dating, she said she just wants sex since splitting with her last long- term boyfriend.

Any advice?

ER, north London

GIVE her time – she’ll change her mind eventually. Women always do!

I can’t believe the weather! It was only the other day I was sunbathing with my minge out – now it’s so cold my tit- ends are erect!

Yeah? Let’s have a look