Anarchists battle over naming of their zone
A ROW has broken out between leftie activists who have taken over part of a Yank city.
Anarchists and idlers in Seattle have set up what was first known as the “Capital Hill Autonomous Zone,” or CHAZ – a six- block radius around an empty police precinct.
The move was apparently sparked by the death of George Floyd, 1,600 miles away in Minneapolis.
But some protestors want to change the name of the zone to “CHOP,” or Capitol Hill Organized Protest.
One, Maurice Cola, said that he and his followers wanted the change to better reflect the organisers’ message.
He said: “This is not an autonomous zone. We are not trying to secede from the United States.”
Yet another group want CHOP to stand for “Capitol Hill Occupied Protest”.
Now it appears that the three sides – all of whom are anarchists who shun the machinery of state – will ask a judge to decide what their rebel enclave should be called.
One onlooker said: “This is like the Judean People’s Front bit in the Life of Brian. They really are nincompoops.”
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