Dad’s now a lady and bonking my hubby!
FROM THE HEART OF RESPECATABLE MIDDLE ENGLAND, A VERY MODERN STORY FOR FATHER’S DAY . . .
TOLERANCE has its limits…
Helen Leader considers herself quite liberal and happily wore a rainbow- coloured lanyard at work during Pride Week to show off her solidarity with the LGBTQQI+ community.
Her right- on credentials were tested when dad Gordon decided that, after 40 years of marriage to mum Hazel, he wanted to be a woman called Gloria.
But when Helen caught hubby Michael being enthusiastically fellated by “Gloria” at their home in Biddulph, Staffs, her patience snapped.
Freak
She told Sunday Sport: “Can you imagine it? Coming home from work to find your own husband – with whom you exchanged vows not three years ago – being sucked off by your freak of a dress- wearing father?
“The same father who insists you refer to him as ‘ she’ and ‘ her’? He’s a f** king perv who likes wearing dresses.
“He’s no more a f** king woman than I’m an orangutan! F** king oddball. And Michael’s no better.
“I should have known this was coming when I found pictures from the website Sri Lankan Chickboys Do It For Money on his laptop. He said he’d been hacked – and I believed him.
“F** king pair of freaks! No wonder Mum took to the drink.
Rehab
“She went into rehab again last week – for the third time.
“I’m heading the same way myself.
“Tell you what, that nut’s getting no Father’s Day card off me.
“No thank you!” Gloria and Michael, who are now living together in Hanley, refused to comment.
IN view of Helen’s refusal to properly refer to her father using the pronouns “she” and “her” and instead using the word ‘ it’, we have since reported her to the diversity authorities.