THE CITY’S NOT JUST FAMOUS FOR FOOTBA
ALEXA GRACE HELEN PEARSON LORI BUCKBY JOSETTE SIMON
LAST night England returned to doing what it does best – drinking too much, vomiting and falling into gutters.
After three long months of being shuttered, the country’s pubs reopened to a national sigh of relief.
The devolved authorities of Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland are making their own arrangements for reopening hostelries.
But for England, Saturday was Independence Day and that freedom was marked with the sort of joyfilled merrymaking, drink-sodden glee and random violence for which the country is so rightly proud.
It has been too long since we have seen a fat girl sobbing into a kebab while oblivious to the fact that she has soiled herself.
For too long we have been denied the simple pleasure of watching a yob emerge sniffing from the toilet to set upon the first unfortunate to catch his madly-staring eyes.
How we have missed wading ankle-deep through sick, blood and broken glass on a Sunday morning!
We may no longer be an imperial power.
Our great factories may have been torn down to be replaced with “call-centres” staffed by perfumed prancers called Toby and Josh.
Our entire economy may very well be propped up by the shady machinations of dubious finance and foreign criminals.
THE more extreme warriors of the culture wars have to be a cause for national concern.
Today, Sunday Sport reports that one unfortunate cross-dresser has taken exception to TRANS-Pennine Trains.
Who are these people? Where are they from? fave Alexa Grace, 27, is another famous Leicester resident.
The 30F cracker says she was inspired to become a model by glamour icon Lana Cox – who is also from Leicester!
HELEN was born on November 16, 1959, in Leicester.
She has been in three major soap operas –
( in 1990 as April McIntosh),
( from 2000 to 2001 as Carol Wareing), and as Frankie Osborne in ( from 2002 until 2017).
According to the respected website
she gave us a flash in the 2013 movie
– also known as
LUSCIOUS Lori was born on May 16, 1985, in Leicester.
The 34C cracker is a regular in
LEICESTER babe Josette Simon appeared topless in the 1991 TV movie
– which also starred
Pete Postlethwaite.
Pete was not from Leicester – he was from the equally glamorous Warrington.