RISHI ON MY BUM PUT ME IN JAIL
SHOCK WORLD EXCLUSIVE
WHEN Father Christmas Chancellor Rishi Sunak offered a 50 per cent discount on meals out, grub- lover Claire Marshall for one was grateful.
And to show how grateful she was, she got a tattoo of Dishy Rishi on her BUM!
But far from applauding her support for the Government, authorities have told Claire, 25, she could go to JAIL – for breaking lockdown rules.
Because unlike pubs and diners, tattoo parlours should not be operating, so in getting a tattoo both Claire and her tattooist broke the law!
Furious Claire, of Hull, raged last night: “You would have thought the Government would be pleased about me promoting their Chancellor’s idea, not locking me up.
Grassed
“As soon as I heard Mr Sunak unveil his half- price food deal I thought, ‘ Fantastic – Nando’s all the way for me!’
“So I spoke to my mate Kev, who is a tattooist, and he agreed to do a Rishi on my arse.
“But someone grassed us up and now we’re both in trouble – I’ve been told I could even end up in jail, for crying out loud!”
Claire suspects bitter Labour supporting acquaintances for reporting her botty tattoo.
Thankfully, the ordeal has lefty her no less a fan of Mr Sunak, 40.
She said: “He’s a dish.” Mr Sunak unveiled the “Eat Out to Help Out” discount as part of a series of measures to restart the economy amid the coronavirus pandemic.
The deal means people get up to £ 10 off a head if they eat out from Monday to Wednesday.