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Dear Kelly,

I WAS on a train when I spotted a gorgeous blonde with a big pair of tits sitting a few rows away from me. She invited me over and I found out she was a 21- year- old student who loves having sex on trains.

I couldn’t take my eyes off her tits and I soon had a bulge in my pants. She just smiled and unzipped my strides and started to toss me off. Luckily, the carriage was empty as she sucked my knob.

After I had exploded down her throat, I returned the favour. I lifted up her skirt and eased off her wet knickers before licking her out.

She was loving it as I made her come. I was soon hard again and led her to the toilet where I bent her over the bog and pounded into her. We agreed to meet up again on the slow train to Birmingham.

Top journey, or what?

FG, Norfolk

Kelly says…

I HOPE you’ve been training so you can stay on track and perform like a sex machine.

Dear Kelly,

IT’S been my ultimate fantasy to be walked on by women in high heels since my teens – and I’m now in my 40s.

I have a 19- year- old girlfriend who is trying to make it in the theatre and I love it when she practices her song- and- dance routine on my broad back while wearing very pointed shoes or boots.

The pain is so good, I cream myself several times. She insists I stay on the floor for her grand finale when she spins on her heels and puts a last stamp on my back.

After that she takes a large red leather dildo and pleasures herself noisily, letting her love- juice run all down me.

The view of her gaping snatch is sensational and I can smell how horny it makes her.

My only problem is finding some ointment for the scars. Any ideas?

RT, Dagenham

Kelly says…

TEA- TREE oil should take the sting out of things for you for the time being – until surgery’s required.

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