Sunday Sport

Molly and January reveal their FIRST TIME

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FAVE POSITIONS

MOLLY: Everyone is always talking about all the different positions you can have during sex. There are guides like the Kama Sutra with all sorts of weird and wonderful positions.

JANUARY So what do you reckon is your favourite sex position?

MOLLY: It’s definitely on top for me.

JANUARY Why?

MOLLY: Because I like to be in control. What about you? What’s your favourite position for sex?

JANUARY I also love to be on top for similar reasons – I like the idea of being in control. MOLLY: Any other reasons?

JANUARY Well, it means he can watch my boobs going up and down. I know blokes always get turned on by that. They love looking up at you as they have sex with you.

ONE- NIGHT STANDS JANUARY Have you ever had a one night stand? Give us all the details. People don’t seem to frown upon them nowadays as much as they used to. MOLLY: It might sound a bit boring but no, I’ve been with my current boyfriend for a long time. What about you? I want to hear all the gossip. JANUARY Well, it’s usually on holiday. MOLLY: Any funny moments stick out in your mind?

JANUARY I had sex with one guy and then his mate came in and wanted to swap. But I wasn’t keen so Iwalked out.

CRAP SHAGS

JANUARY Everyone always goes on about great sex but it’s always funny to have a good gossip about bad shags. Sometimes you just don’t click with someone when you get down to business.

MOLLY: Ever had really bad sex then? Why was it so bad?

JANUARY I shagged a guy with a willy the size of my thumb once – it was terrible. MOLLY: That always causes a problem if the bloke isn’t very well endowed doesn’t it? You don’t know what to do with it. JANUARY What about you? Have you ever had any bad experience­s?

MOLLY: Yeah, same problem as you had. This horrible boy was on top of me and he had a really tiny willy.

JANUARY So why was it so bad? What did he do with it?

MOLLY: Well he was just humping away like a little terrier dog. It was pretty crap. I just wanted him to get on with it.

LESBIAN FANTASIES JANUARY Have you ever fantasised about doing things with another woman? MOLLY: Sometimes I like to watch girl- ongirl porn when I’m having sex.

JANUARY Why does it turn you on? And would you like to be involved?

MOLLY: Well, I like to imagine what I’m

doing to the women then. What about you?

JANUARY No. It’s just not for me. I’m strictly for the blokes.

MOLLY: Well you should never say never. Just give it a go and watch some – it always gets me in the mood.

FAVE BABE

JANUARY Seeing as you like watching lesbian porn, you must have thought about who your ideal girl would be?

MOLLY: Absolutely, but I think a lot of women think this – Kelly Brook. Have you ever thought about it?

JANUARY A lot of women say that probably because she looks great – those boobs are fab and she’s dead sexy. She has got loads of sex appeal as well.

LEZZA EXPERIENCE­S

MOLLY: So have you ever been tempted to have sex with another woman? Or have you ever had a lesbian experience? If so what was it like?

JANUARY No. If it was someone I really liked and we’d had a few drinks then I’d been interested, but it wouldn’t be with any randoms. I bet you’ve got more to say on the matter?

MOLLY: Well, I’ve never had a full- on lesbian experience. Sometimes, me and my friends get in bed together and talk about sex.

JANUARY And have you ever done anything about it?

MOLLY: Not yet, that’s a far as it goes, but I might be tempted.

BUM SEX

JANUARY Have you ever tried anal sex, if so what was it like?

MOLLY: Yes, it was odd at first but once I got used to it was great.

JANUARY So, do you do it a lot then or what? MOLLY: I don’t do it regularly, just once or twice a month, when me and my boyfriend feel like it. Now I’ve spilled the beans you’ve got to tell me whether you’ve done it.

JANUARY No, I’ve never done it but I’d like to give it a go.

MOLLY: Well, I reckon you should try everything once at least.

WILLY SIZE

JANUARY What’s the biggest willy you’ve ever got your hands on? And how big was it do you reckon?

MOLLY: My boyfriend’s – it’s about eight inches. What about you? Have you ever had any eye- watering experience­s?

JANUARY It was about seven- inches long. It

doesn’t sound massive but it was my first time, so it was long enough.

EXCITING SEX

MOLLY: Spill the beans on the wildest sex you’ve ever had and why it was exciting JANUARY It was on a park bench and we got caught.

MOLLY: Oh my God, that must have been really embarrassi­ng.

JANUARY Well, it was at first but it wasn’t so bad. It was at night time near the entrance and when we got spotted we just burst out laughing. So what about you? MOLLY: It was on top of hay bales in Wales. JANUARY And did you get caught?

MOLLY: No. I’d been to a party in a bar at met this guy. He was someone I’d really fancied for a while and one thing led to another.

FANTASIES

JANUARY Have you ever lived out a sex

fantasy?

MOLLY: As I said before, I’ve never had a one- night stand with someone, but I’d like to have one. What are your fantasises?

JANUARY My biggest fantasy is getting dressed up as a nurse and “looking after” my patient. I really must try that one out. Perhaps I’ll wait for my birthday and give it a go as a giggle.

SEX TOYS

JANUARY What’s the best sex toy you’ve ever tried?

MOLLY: I’ve got a dildo which I like to use during sex.

JANUARY Oh, so you don’t use it when you’re on your own then?

MOLLY: Well, I like to rub it on my boyfriend’s balls to turn him on. Have you ever used a Rampant Rabbit?

JANUARY Oh yes, like most girls I’ve got a Rampant Rabbit, it’s great.

MOLLY: Yes, they’re great. My fella likes his balls tickled.

JANUARY Well, that sound fascinatin­g, I think I’ll have to give that a go. Have you ever rammed it up his arse?

MOLLY: Ha ha! No, but I might give it a go just to see his reaction..

SPIT OR SWALLOW? JANUARY So come on, then, when it comes to the crunch, do you like to spit or swallow?

MOLLY: Spit, I don’t like the taste in my mouth. Why, do you like to swallow it when he lets loose?

JANUARY: No, I also have to spit the spunk out. Soz!

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