CHINESE CURRY SAUCE FROM ALL BRIT CHIPPIES
Streaker Kelly gets her fingers up
THE war of words between China and the UK took a dramatic turn last night after Boris Johnson signalled that CHINESE CURRY would be banned from chippies.
London and Peking are at daggers drawn after last week’s announcement that Chinese firm Huawei will be banned from our 5G mobile phone network.
Coming amid tensions over Hong Kong, the Chinese government warned Britain would face “public and painful” retaliation for its decision.
But rather than back down, Boris has upped the stakes with his move to wipe Chinese curry off the menus of takeaways nationwide.
Most chippies give diners the choice between spicy Chinese curry and the milder English version on their chips.
If Boris gets his way – and doves in the Cabinet may yet persuade him the move is provocative – only English curry will be available from the end of the month.
It’s believed that “compliance squads” will tour takeaways to seize any contraband Chinese sauce.
A source close to the PM said: “Boris want to send a message, loud and clear to China, that if they retaliate over Huawei, he’ll up the ante.
“This is brinkmanship. There’s a real possibility that Britain and China could go to war over curry sauce!”
Chips fans had mixed feelings about the plans.
Graham Lowe from Congleton, Cheshire, who Sunday Sport spoke to outside his local takeaway, said: “I admire the PM’s strong line but is this the right battle? Chinese curry is lovely, while the English stuff is sickly and insipid.”
The government said on Tuesday that the UK will impose a ban on the purchase of all new 5G infrastructure from Huawei by December 31, with all existing equipment removed by 2027.
UK Culture Secretary Oliver Dowden told MPs that the UK “can no longer guarantee the safety” of its deal with Huawei after Donald Trump imposed sanctions on the telecoms firm.
China’s ambassador to the UK, Liu Xiaoming, described the move as “disappointing and wrong.”
SHE found fame charging the field for a streaking bid during Super Bowl 2020.
And now Kelly Kay, 27, is keeping the public talking by posing for more outrageous snaps on Instagram.
In her latest set, Kelly wears a see- thru top which shows off her big busters, while in another shot she gave the finger while cradling her charms.
Kelly was charged with trespass after the Super Bowl stunt.
A fan said: “I wish she’d stick those fingers where the sun don’t shine… that’s up my arse, if you didn’t get it.”
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