FACE MASKS LEAD TO RISE IN HIGHWAYMEN
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WHEN the lockdown eased and people were allowed to invite others into their home, Liam Jenkins knew exactly who his first guest would be – his brother Neil.
The pair were more than just siblings – they were best mates, too.
Calling themselves “The Two Musketeers”, the pair had been inseparable since childhood, until the pandemic forced them to isolate from each other for months.
So, after PM Boris Johnson gave families the go- ahead to form bubbles with other households, joiner Neil popped over to see Liam and his wife Anne, both 29.
As Neil suffers from asthma and could be severely hit by the coronavirus all three wore masks during the visit, in a bid to stay safe.
And according to Liam’s missus that is why he walked in on her on her knees sucking his brother’s engorged COCK.
Delivery driver Liam, from Oldham, Lancs, said: “Our Neil was stood up in the loving room wearing a mask while my wife had his member in her mouth and was sucking like her life depended on it.
“As I walked in she shot to her feet and said, ‘ It’s not what it looks like.’
“I said, ‘ Well it looks like you were sucking off our Neil so if it’s not that, what is happening?’
“She replied, ‘ I thought it was you. With the mask on I couldn’t tell you two apart.’
“Well, I didn’t know what to think. I mean, He’s six inches taller and two stone lighter than me. All our Neil said was, ‘ Please put your mask on, please. I’ve got asthma.’
“That was it. I lost my temper and yelled, ‘ You didn’t care about a bloody mask when my Anne had your meat sausage in her mouth!’ “Then I lamped him one.”
Now Liam and his brother are no longer talking but he has accepted his wife simply made an innocent mistake.
He said: “I suppose these bloody masks that Boris is making everyone wear do make it hard to identify people.”