IF BORIS BANS PIES I’LL SIT ON HIS FACE!
20-STONE LISA’S FUMING AT PM’S ANTI-OBESITY CAMPAIGN
BORIS Johnson was warned not to go “too far” with his anti- obesity drive – or he risks getting 20 stones of ARSE on his face.
The PM last week launched a campaign to get Britain to lose weight, as the coronavirus is particularly serious for fatties.
But 20- stone mega- model Lisa Smith says that if Boris starts cracking down on her favourite burgers and pies, she’ll take direct action.
Lisa, from Burslem, Staffs, said: “I’ve always liked Boris because he seems like a bit of a roly- poly funball.
“Likes a pint, his grub and likes the shagging, too. My kind of guy.
“But now he’s come out as a reformed fatty and reformed fatties, just like reformed smokers, are the worst.
“All I can say is that if he starts doing things like slapping punitive taxes on pies and burgers, I’m going to get on the train to London, seek him out and sit on his face with my full weight.
“And if I do a little bit of a fart, well, that’s his lookout.”
Lisa, who voted Tory for the first time in last year’s election “purely because of Boris” said she also had deep concerns about the rise of the “nanny state”.
She said: “What you eat is between you and your takeaway owner. If I want to eat two curries and a 12- inch pizza with a two- litre bottle of Tizer, that’s for me to decide.”
She added: “I make a good living as a model and pay a lot of tax – is Boris saying that the NHS should not look after me because I weigh a few extra pounds.
“I’ve paid more into the system than some puny vegetarian who lives on the dole and blathers about climate change!”
Last night a Downing Street source said that anyone attempting to sit on the Prime Minister’s face – regardless of weight – would be dealt with “robustly” by the security services.
Last week Boris Johnson admitted he used to be “too fat” as he announced a national crackdown on obesity.