I’ve let guys slip a thumb up there, and touch it myself in masturbation!

famous so I got round it that way. I said it was the film star I was thinking about and not my ex.

ALTHEA: I once threw up during sex. MADISON: That’s horrible!

ALTHEA: I was really drunk and it was terrible.

MADISON: Were you sick on him?

ALTHEA: Yep, He was pissed off because not only was he covered in sick but he didn’t get any pussy.

WILLY SIZE

ALTHEA: It matters.

MADISON: I think the same.

ALTHEA: Saying that, my second best shag had the smallest dick I’ve ever seen.

MADISON: Width is more important than length, I’d say.

ALTHEA: Probably more so. With the guy I dumped, he had width.

MADISON: That’s okay then.

ALTHEA: But he was still too small. MADISON: If it is big and wide you can change positions.

ALTHEA: You can tell if a guy is going to be small by looking at him. A big man usually doesn’t have a small willy. It is usually long and thin.

MADISON: I don’t settle now for less than six or seven inches. I always measure my boyfriends’ knobs. I have gone up from a six- incher to an eight- incher.

ALTHEA: Six is okay.

BUM FUN

ALTHEA: I see how it can be a turn- on. I’ve experienced the physical sensation – I’ve let guys slip a wet thumb up there during sex, and I’ve even touched my own anus in the throes of masturbation, but I don’t really agree with it.

MADISON: I don’t really mind it and have done it quite a few times. I have to be pissed depending on the size of what’s going up there – and there must be lubricant involved. It is not something I do regularly. If my boyfriend wanted all the time I would be slightly concerned. When I’ve been pissed or extremely horny I have really enjoyed it but the next day it is the discomfort. It’s what guys like, too.