YOU BUFF-OON!
Woman gets splatted when she gets too close to one-ton bison
GRADE NEWS: Students show how pleased they are
THERE are many things on this planet you should not f** k about with…
And a ONE- TON buffalo mum looking after her calf is near the top of the list.
A motorbike passenger was charged at by an adult beast after she stupidly tried approaching a calf to take close- up photos.
But before she reached the calf, the bison charged at her, knocking her over.
It happened in Custer State Park in South Dakota as bikers were in the area for the 2020 Sturgis Motorcycle Rally.
The 54- year- old female from Iowa was approaching the young bison when the
WELL, the utter- bugger- up that is 2020 continues…
Unfortunately, some 40 per cent of those grades were lowered by standards agency Ofqual.
Naturally, busybodies have seen the opportunity to stick their snouts in.
Rebecca Hilsenrath of the Equality and Human Rights Commission said Ofqual must “remove bias” and allow students to appeal if they feel their A- level grades have been unfairly reduced.
The EHRC has told Ofqual it must mitigate against any “potential negative affect” of its process on “ethnic minorities and disabled children, as well as those from deprived backgrounds”, etc.
But point- scoring by the Guardian- reading types mattered little to these bright sparks who celebrated getting their grades – by whipping their busters out.
One said: “I’m off to Lancaster to read gender studies – how about your readers study my tits?!” adult charged at her and caught her belt and jeans around its horn.
The animal was then able to run off with her jeans, but in the process knocked her unconscious.
The woman was flung around like a rag doll before finally hitting the ground, after which the bison returned to its herd.
The woman was air lifted to hospital and is said to have suffered serious injuries but is expected to make a full recovery.
A local source said: “Those buffalo moms are kinda protective. You dick about with them or their calves at your peril.”