Kat Lee offers half-price minge-licking to fire up economy

BRITAIN’s most famous hooker is offering fans half- price minge- eating sessions to boost the economy!

Gorgeous Kat Lee, who appeared on This Morning to reveal her sex offer, is worried the fallout from the COVID- 19 pandemic will see the nation on its arse.

So, in a bid to stop us heading for economic meltdown she is doing her bit to get things moving again.

Kat, who first found fame on the Jeremy Kyle Show, says she was inspired by Chancellor Rishi Sushek’s Eat Out To Help Out scheme.

That sees punters given taxpayer’s cash to get cheap meals at restaurants.

So Kat, 33, decided to offer deals on having sex with her.

She said: “Obviously as a sex worker the lockdown thing has really hit me hard.

“When you can’t meet up with anyone you can’t have sex with them.

“But it’s not just me who’s suffering. I’ve watched the news and the economy is in real trouble.

“If we don’t get back to normal then everyone could be totally screwed.

“It’s confidence more than anything, which is why I’ve come up with a money- off voucher system.

“Full sex gets 30 per cent off, anal 35% – and if a fella wants to eat me out to help out it’s going to be a whopping 50% cheaper!

“I just want to do my bit and if that involves taking less from fellas who want to pay to lick my tuppence then I’m up for it.

“Sadly, I don’t get any cash from the government for my scheme but I think it’s worth the sacrifice.”

Kat, who’s currently in her native Sunderland, added: “Mind you, if Rishi wants to stick his length up me, he can do it for free… he’s fit!”