THIS WEEK: THE EXAMS FIASCO

ASKS…

Wanda Curtis, Bolton WELL I think it’s a bit of a shame for those kiddies after not doing all that work and not having to do all those exams.

I think they should give the dimmer kiddies better grades so then they won’t be unemployed, or something.

Brian Ford, Wigan

I LEFT school at 16 with no qualifications and now I’ve got my own place in Wigan, two Toyotas in the drive and a caravan at Talacre.

And I got that by sheer hard bloody work, not fannying about reading bloody books all day.

Students! Pah!

John Sproate, Manchester WELL I think it’s just typical of the hateful Tories, denying underprivileged young people – and especially members of the BAME and LGBTQQI+ communities – the best start in life.

In fact, I’ve written about it many times on Twitter but far right activists just tell me to f** k off. It’s very hurtful.

Peter Mason, Bury

I LIVE near a sixth form college and spend many a happy morning watching those bright- eyed young people go to classes.

Of course, one of the little bastards reported me because I was naked.

As I told the judge: “If an Englishman cannot stand in his own front room without any clothes on, we’re finished.”

John Tuttock, Wilmslow WELL the whole problem can be traced back to Edward Bloody Heath taking us into the Common Market.

And if you believe that Britain has ‘ left’, then you’re more of a bloody fool than you look.

Right, I’ve had my say, now piss off!

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