ON SUNDAY

DEANO

IF you hear the word “problematic”, you can be pretty sure you are in earshot of an ocean- going arsehole.

It’s like “inclusive”, “diversity”, “intersectional” and “cis” – only spoken without inverted commas by self- important, politically- correct shitbags to assert their own moral authority and “wokeness”.

Like the Roman church used to use Latin to keep the hoi polloi from understanding what was going on, now the high priests of Woke talk their own form of hocus- pocus.

I read the word recently in an article about a mug sold by Sainsbury’s.

Yes folks, even f** king teacups are in the front line of the culture war!

Activists – why do we say “activists” when we mean “busybody c** ts with nothing better to f** king do”? – have accused Sainsbury’s of encouraging ‘ domestic violence’ through the ‘ hugely problematic’ beaker.

Yes, really.

The ‘ offensive’ £ 5.50 mugs carry the phrase ‘ A brilliant idea hit her’ – an adaptation from a sentence in the Roald Dahl children’s classic, Matilda.

Naturally, some twats have decided this could be read as “A brilliant idea – HIT HER!”

Now, I’m no expert on domestic violence but I’ve read plenty of court cases where perpetrators of this vile crime have been dealt with.

And none of the dickless inadequates in the dock have claimed: “The teacup told me to do it.”

One tweeter – yes, f** king Twitter again – blathered: “Remove this offensive and abusive item @ sainsburys Why would you support domestic abuse?”

If Sainsbury’s had an ounce of mettle, they would have tracked down this tweeter and sued the pants off them for suggesting they condone wife- beating, when THEY CLEARLY DO NOT!

Dr Miranda Horvath, an “academic researcher into violence against women at Middlesex University” was the first to wade in with the “p” word.

She tromboned: “This mug... is hugely problematic – we are trying to get them to stop selling it, apologise and make a huge donation to violence against women or girls charities.”

You F** KING WHAT?!

This is someone working at a university – okay, only the University of Middlesex – who is publicly spouting this shit. Without f** king blushing.

And could I point out, while we’re at it, that Dr Horvath’s comments could be read in a way that suggests Sainsbury’s should make a huge contribution to charities that commit violence against women and girls.

Who’s “problematic” now, eh Doc?

The only thing that’s “problematic” is these f** king shit- stirrers’ warped minds.