‘They have to give great oral – if they put their tongue in the right place they have done it for me’

WILLY SIZE

For me it has to be big.

Even though it might hurt? That was the first time but not now. My ex had the smallest willy ever and it was horrible. It is just crap and pointless. Anything less than nine inches is a disappointment but I don’t like it too big.

It does not really matter with me. It doesn’t have to be too big, they just have to know what to do with it. I have got to say I don’t think I have had anyone with a small one. I have been all right in that respect.

If I met a guy with a small willy now I would dump him. That sounds really mean but if they don’t do anything for you why bother?

It has got to be no smaller than seven inches. If they are bigger than that but still rubbish I tell them to go.

You would as well.

I once, half way through sex, was not enjoying it so I told him to get off. I just pushed him off on to the floor and went to sleep with him still down there.

SEX TOYS

I have probably got every sex toy under the sun, and yes I do like them. I have got all the Rampant Rabbits. I like hard plastic ones the best, I’d say. But nothing is as good as a man although they

FANTASIES

Mine is to do it in a public place. In a pub with everyone around.

She’s an exhibitionist. She would star in a porn video if she could.

No, I would not. It would be really exciting – I’m probably an exhibitionist. I also want to go swinging, I want to go to a swingers’ party.

On your own or with a partner? it. That would be dirty and seedy. No mobile phone numbers would be exchanged and we would just leave.

And you say you are the quiet one.

BUM FUN

It’s brilliant. It is really naughty and it is where you shouldn’t put it. It’s not better than straight sex but it is good. If a guy wants to do it, I would let him but I don’t usually ask.

TURN- ONS

They have got to be a good kisser because if they are, you know they are going to be OK in bed. And they have to be good at oral sex. If they can put their tongue in the right place they have done it for me.

I like someone who has a good sense of humour but when it comes to sex I like it rough and fast and from behind.

FAVE POSITION

Doggy- style because it is deeper and more satisfying.

No, I like it on top – that is really good. It also depends on who you are with. If they are crap and you just want to get it over and done with it doesn’t matter. Actually, I like it pretty much any way round, to be honest!