My stiff cock on Channel 4 and they turned me down
I offered £100k to bare
FURIOUS billionaire Bobby Atkins is to use part of his vast fortune to sue Channel 4 – for NOT showing his erect COCK on TV!
The 38- year- old says he is being discriminated against because producers refused to allow him on the channel’s latest documentary My Penis and Me.
Bobby, who made his vast fortune during the short- lived craze for fidget spinners heard through his extensive contacts that the channel were filming an investigation about how men feel about their cocks.
So, he instructed his publicist to get in touch so he could appear on the show and let the world see his pride and joy – his five- inch spam javelin.
When he was told they were not responding to his request he flew in his private jet from his remote summer home in Cornwall to Channel 4’ s head office in London to demand inclusion.
Flat
He even offered hard cash in a bid to get the production team on board but was turned down flat with every attempt he made.
Now he says he is suing the telly channel.
He said: “I’m certain they didn’t want to put my penis on the telly simply because I am a billionaire.
“It seems we are the last group of minorities that it is still okay to discriminate against and I won’t stand for it.
“Though I say it myself I think my penis is beautiful.
“It has been inside pop stars, models and top actresses and I feel the world deserves to see it with a chub on.
“So even though I offered £ 100,000 they still turned me down.
Compo
“I want compo and have instructed a team of top lawyers to put this in motion.
“This anti- billionaire bias will soon be stopped. Justice and freedom for all – including the rich.”