How was I to know it was gonna turn lesbo?
GIRLFRIEND TROUBLE FOR TOM WHEN HE STARTS W*NKING DURING TELLY AD BREAK
NEWLY- single Tom Winston is suing French car makers Renault for making an advert with a saucy lesbian snog in it that made him so horny he started wanking off in front of his girfriend’s parents!
Tom, 24, was happily attached to lover Gina for two years before what he calls ‘ The Incident’.
Now he is living in a damp bedsit and puts the blame for his woes firmly at the hands of Renault for their latest Renault Clio advert, which features steamy girl- on- girl kissing in it.
The advert appeared on Tom’s telly while they were hosting his 23- year- old girlfriend Gina’s parents for the first time since the end of the COVID- 19 lockdown.
And he got so aroused that he unthinkingly whipped out his old chap and started having one off the wrist.
He said: “Corrie was on and Gina and her mam and dad were jabbering away.
“I wasn’t really paying attention and was looking at Twitter on my phone when the adverts come on.
“Suddenly I looked up and saw this fit ginger bird snogging the face of a hot brunette.
Behave
“It had been so long since I’d had guests in the house that I’d forgot how to behave in company.
“I just flopped my cock out and started pulling the end off it.
“Our Gina screamed, ‘ Put that rancid little prick away, you dirty beggar.’
“Suddenly I came to my senses and stopped but it was too late. I’d jizzed all over the carpet.
“Gina’s mam said, ‘ Oh dear that’s a right pain to get out of a carpet’.
“But Gina went mental and told me I had to leave. I’m in a bedsit now and really sad.
“I keep telling Gina it’s not my fault. They shouldn’t be putting lesbo porn on TV in the middle of Coronation Street.”
From his untidy bedsit in Stretford, Greater Manchester, Tom told of his plans.
He said: “It’s just not fair. That’s why I am suing Renault. It’s their fault that I’m on my own.
“They should be more responsible and considerate, which is why I want at least £ 500 compo.
“The worst thing is I haven’t seen that advert again, so I can’t even knock one out in peace now.”