THE WORLD FAMOUS AGONY

I WAS driving to a beauty spot with my girlfriend and remembered what happened the last time – and I told her in graphic detail.

We had set off for a stroll and took a breather on a bench by a lake. I’d tugged down her strappy top and nuzzled her nipples and boobs.

And she gripped my aching todger before setting it loose from my shorts. As she gave me a decent hand job, I fingered her sweaty minge.

By this time, my driving was getting pretty erratic and things got rather erotic, too!

So we pulled into a car park and my girl didn’t even let me out of the vehicle before she was devouring my knob!

We steamed up the windows as we shagged in the back seat. And we never did get to take that walk!

Dear Tess,

DG, Devon

I’VE just passed my hairdressing exams and I am lucky enough to have landed a job at a swanky salon in town.

I’m a 21- year- old brunette with big boobs and a tiny waist and I’m very confident sexually.

I’ve often noticed some of the fellas who come into the salon getting hard in their pants as I snip away. Last week, one customer’s pole was bursting through his pants and it looked absolutely massive.

I whispered in his ear that I wanted to suck on his length. I took him round the back of the salon and was happily slurping on his gigantic dong when the manager came out and caught me with a mouthful.

The fella scarpered and the manager said unless I let him pork me I’d be getting the sack. Do you think it’s worth it?