Naked woman ‘test drove’ 12-inch dildo in sex shop

SHE WAS USING DEVICE IN A ‘MASTURBATORY MANNER’ – SAY COPS

A RANDY woman walked into a sex shop, stripped naked – and shoved a foot- long pink dildo up her fanny!

Cops were called to the adult shop “in reference to a disturbance,” according to an arrest report.

On the way to the business, a dispatcher noted that “there was a female in the store wearing a purple shirt and she had no pants on.”

Before officers entered the store, a worker explained that the masturbating suspect had “removed a sex toy from its packaging and was now fully nude.”

The assistant added that the woman had disappeared into a stock room with the sex toy.

When he entered the stock room, the officer found Theresa Stanley ( right), 36, “sitting in an office chair with her feet up on the table.”

Stanley had a “pink coloured, penis- shaped sex toy” in her hand and was using the device in a “masturbatory manner.”

When the policeman appeared, she “stopped making use of the sex toy and dropped it on the ground.”

Stanley was arrested for theft and indecent exposure at the Lion’s Den Adult Superstore in Fort Pierce, Florida.

After being read her rights, Stanley declined to the speak with the cop, whose body- worn camera recorded the bizarre incident just before she was hauled off to the local lock- up where she awaits trial.

Stanley’s rap sheet includes convictions for soliciting prostitution and possession of drug paraphernalia.

A police source said: “Drugs. There’s a clue right there. What else would make you test drive a dildo in a store.”