GARY’S TINY TODGER IS A COCK & BALL STORY
PAST HIS SELL- BY DATE: Gary used to be the apple of fellow BBC star’s eye
NOT only has Zoe Ball taken over from Gary Lineker as the BBC’s top earner – she’s also accused him of having a SMALL COCK!
Zoe, 49, was last week revealed to take home more than anyone else at the Beeb, after Match of the Day host and crisp salesman Lineker took a huge pay cut.
Radio 2 Breakfast Show DJ Zoe picks up a whopping £ 1.3million- a- year and is so embarrassed at her £ 1m pay rise from last year she now wants to earn LESS.
She has knocked Twitter- loving leftie millionaire Lineker into second place but it’s not the first time she has left him red- faced.
Averagely- endowed
Once when she was being interviewed on ITV’s Granada Soccer Show she told host Matt Smith she heard he had a bigger cock than averagely- endowed Lineker.
Asked which football presenter she preferred, the blonde beauty said: “Well, I would have always said Gary Lineker but now I’d have to say Matt Smith because I’ve heard he’s got a MASSIVE KNOB!”
The daughter of TV legend Johnny Ball also revealed she likes to finger herself while watching football.
When once asked if she preferred sex or football, Zoe replied: “Erm, sex… no football … no, sex with myself or sex with my husband while watching footie.”
A BBC source said: “This is embarrassing for Gary.
“Not only is he no longer the Beeb’s biggest earner, the woman who replaced him reckons he hasn’t got a decent- sized Johnson.
“The poor fella. Still, at least he’s got all those crisps to console himself with.”