SEX-MAD PRINCE ANDREW BUMMED ME UP THE WRONG ’UN ON P7 MORE BUM FUN MADNESS
Muriel tells of taboo lust after Strongbow binge in Colwyn Bay
WITH critics lining up to put the boot into Prince Andrew, one woman won’t hear a word against him.
For Muriel Joyce says that the Queen’s second son once tenderly bummed her up the ARSE with his DICK before slipping her £ 2 for the bus ride home.
Muriel, 54, said: “It was the most romantic night of my life and I will remember it forever. Prince Andrew treated me like a princess!”
Muriel explained that she and a few companions were enjoying a little outdoor refreshment in Colywn Bay, north Wales, when a mysterious stranger approached.
Blushed
She said: “You could tell he was not local as he had a really posh accent. He made straight for me and said, ‘ Oh, hello, lovely lady!’
“I just blushed and said ‘ F** k off, you c** t! What are you after?’ But he was not put off and whipped some Strongbow out of his bag, all posh, like.
“We’d been on the Lidl shit so I took a can off him right away. It was like nectar. After eight or nine I was feeling a bit tipsy so when he whispers in my ear that he’s like to bum me up the arse, with his dick, like, I laughed and said, ‘ Go on then’.
“He took me down Eirias Park and we went behind a hut and he bummed me right up the arse. It was lovely.
“But then a man came running over and told us to f** k off. As we ran away I asked my lover, ‘ Who are you?’ and he said, ‘ Why, I’m Prince Andrew. Don’t you recognise me?’
“Of course it was! Why hadn’t I seen that before? I’ve been bummed up the arse by Prince Andrew. Not everyone in Colwyn Bay can say that! And he gave me £ 2 for the bus home. What a gent!”
Muriel’s account certainly fits in with a new book which claims the 60- year- old Duke of York is a “sex addict” and a “daring lover”.
Author Ian Halperin says he has spoken to at least a dozen women who claim they had flings with the royal – some after being introduced by nonce Jeffrey Epstein.
Limits
Halperin writes: “One woman said he was a very daring lover: there were no limits to where he would go in bed.”
Meanwhile, Andrew has vehemently denied allegations he slept with Epstein’s sex slave Virginia Roberts.
He also denies he was aware of any wrongdoing by the billionaire financier when they were friends.
Andrew’s friend Ghislaine Maxwell, 58, has been charged with child grooming connected to Epstein’s sex trafficking ring.
She is in jail awaiting trial and denies the charges.
Epstein, 66, killed himself in jail last year.