Hooker missus costs me an arm and a leg-over!

Dear Bexie,

I’M got divorced last year and I’ve recently started dating a hooker I met online.

Well, I’m not exactly dating her, because it’s costing me a small fortune to “take her out”.

She’s a busty blonde, 21, and a real nympho who charged £ 15 for an amazing wank, £ 25 for an expert blowjob and £ 40 for a f** k.

I was so taken by her technique that first time we met up, I arranged to pick her up the next night – and I’ve been shagging her almost every evening since.

I don’t simply give her one now, though. First I take her for a nice meal and then I drive her to some secluded spot, where I hand over the readies and she gets down to business.

Suspenders

Last month I took her on a week’s caravan holiday.

She charged me £ 500 for the whole week, so I was determined to make her earn her fee.

On the first night she wore stockings and suspenders and a naughty nurse’s uniform.

I got my knob out and she sucked me off – running her tongue along the shaft and licking my balls.

She then got her tits out and brought me off all over her stiff nipples.

Seeing as I was paying so much money for her, I decided to film our romps on my mobile.

I undressed her and plunged my head between her thighs to lick her out.

The wonderful aroma of her juices got me rock- hard again and she wrapped her legs around my shoulders so I could penetrate her more deeply.

Discount

I then took her doggy- style. It was a great week and in the end I must have made about 40 sex tapes.

I still see her every night and recently asked for a discount because I’m virtually spending all my money on her.

Unfortunately, she said no, but I didn’t complain because I’m happy to be going out with her after being stuck in my lonely flat since me and the ex split up.

I want to marry her, but I don’t know how to ask her and I’m afraid she’ll tell me to piss off.

Any advice?

Bexie says…

YES, forget it. She’s taking you for a ride.