BAN THE BBC!
Activist says Corporation ‘perpetuates racist sexual stereotypes’
THE BBC has been branded “inherently racist” and accused of “peddling outdated, offensive sexual stereotypes about the BAME community”.
Professional prodnose Meadow Sugarsweet says that the initials BBC, which stand for British Broadcasting Corporation, are also the initials for BIG BLACK COCK, a racially- sensitive porn genre.
Sugarsweet, fresh from leading Black Lives Matter protests on the island of North Uist in the Outer Hebrides, says the BBC brand is a “racist scandal that staggers decency”.
She tromboned: “Every time I see the BBC logo my mind immediately thinks of Big Black Cock.
“And that cannot be right in a tolerant, inclusive, diverse society. It is micro- aggression on a mammoth
scale and I cannot believe that the BBC have not realised their initials also stand for Big Black Cock.
“When viewed in conjunction with the fact that, thanks to the British Empire, the word ‘ British’ is also dripping with blood, it is intolerable that the BBC should keep its name.
“In fact, the whole thing should be dismantled and sold off, with the proceeds of the sale going to the Black Lives Matter movement.
“If our so- called national broadcaster is making people subliminally think of Big Black Cock every time they turn on their TV set, we have no right to call ourselves a civilised nation.”
Ironically, the BBC is widely seen as one of the most right- on institutions in the UK, with a raft of programming last month to mark Black History Month and a hugely- powerful inclusion and diversity department.
Sugarsweet’s call has reportedly caused near- panic in the upper echelons of the organisation.
One weary staffer groaned: “This lunatic’s ravings are actually being taken seriously.
“They have set up a Big Black Cock Working Party and Big Black Cock Task Force. The thing is, there are porn blockers on the BBC computers, so anyone from the Big Black Cock Working Party typing the words ‘ big black cock’ into their computer gets locked out and reported to IT!”