EVIL STEPH DWARF STOLE MY SANDWICHES
ACCUSED: Helena
A MISCHIEVOUS midget tribute act to TV’s Steph McGovern has struck again – this time in a lady’s LUNCHBOX.
Pint- sized Helena Walls, 34 – who bears an uncanny resemblance to the Channel 4 Packed Lunch presenter – first hit the headlines when Sunday Sport revealed a neighbour’s upset when she SHAT in his hanging baskets.
But now the part- time performer, from Droitwich, Worcs, has been branded “evil” after being accused of raiding a church charity worker’s lunchtime butties.
Food bank volunteer Pat Anderson, 53, claims the “little menace” has been deliberately targeting her sustenance snacks ever since her pantomime gigs were cancelled due to COVID- 19.
Divorcee Pat said: “I know I should blame the Chinese for this bloody plague but that little menace can’t pretend she’s all innocent, either.
“Every Friday, me and the other volunteers gather at a social distance to prepare hearty soups made from our leftovers to feed the hungry.
“We don’t waste a scrap of anything – that’s not what the Christian Science movement is about.
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“But while we’re doing that, we leave our own personal belongings at the back of the church hall – including our lunchboxes.”
Pat said the hall was known to Steph McGovern impersonator Helena as it had been used for panto rehearsals, before these unprecedented times saw roles for “little people” axed.
She added: “She went and swiped my lovely Marks and Spencer roast beef and horseradish butty, the nasty little bitch.”
Helena refused to answer the door of her tidy semi to Sunday Sport, which is next door to hanging- basket victim Alan Frobisher.
Telly host Steph, 38 – once described as a “sturdy Teessider” – still presents her live daily lunchtime magazine show on C4.