THE WORLD FAMOUS AGONY

I CAUGHT my bird shagging the landlord of my local pub last week. I got home from work early and heard moaning in my bedroom.

I couldn’t believe my eyes as I watched this guy, who is in his late 50s, f** king the crap out of my girlfriend, who is a tasty little 24- yearold blonde.

I’m 27, so I was bit shocked she wanted to bang an older guy. I watched as he groped her tits and did her from behind. At one point he even took her up the arse.

They finished their session with a messy blowjob. I’ve seen him about it since and he said I can have free ale if I let him f** k her.

I’m tempted as I really enjoy having a few pints in my local. What should I do?

GK, Cumbria

YOU can’t love this girl if you’re tempted... or you’re an alcoholic!

Dear Sam,

LAST weekend I went to a party that got out of hand. There was all sorts of sex action going on and I soon lost my wife.

I’m 45 and so I was pleased to be chatted up by a gorgeous woman in her 20s. She dragged me to a room and got to work on my tool.

She started off okay, licking and tonguing my bellend, but then she started nibbling it. She also sucked my balls painfully hard and, although I was still stiff, I had tears in my eyes.

Then she went back to work on my rod and it was a mixture of intense pain and pleasure as she sucked like an industrial vacuum cleaner.

I was on the point of passing out, gasping for breath, when I finally let loose a huge ejaculation. I’d love to get another blowjob like that but how do I get my wife to try it?