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My girlfriend prefers sucking off tramp!

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Dear Sam,

I’VE been dating a girl for some time now, but she still won’t agree to have full sex with me. I’ve tried everything I can think of to get her into the sack.

I’ve wined and dined her and sent a big bouquet of flowers to her work.

I’ve even picked her up in a chauffeur- driven limo for a night on the town.

The result?

A big fat nothing!

Then I found out the reason she’s giving me the cold shoulder – she’s been seeing someone else behind my back.

And that’s not the only thing, either.

This other bloke is a complete waster. He does nothing for her but she can’t seem to get enough of him. I followed her home one night after I had given her the dosh for a taxi and she ended up in this ground- floor dump of a flat greeted by a tramp in a beer- stained vest and filthy grey jogging bottoms.

I crept up to look in through the scummy net curtains and there she was, on her knees with his titchy cock in her gob.

She was sucking for all she was worth – which was rapidly losing value in my eyes – and he was stood there counting the change from the taxi money I’d given her.

She even finished him off with a flourish, tugging hard on his shaft until he emptied his juice all over her boobs and she licked up the sticky white mess.

I was furious.

I grabbed hold of the nearest heavy object – a loose house brick – and lobbed it through the window.

Then I turned tail and ran, crying my eyes out as I went.

This girl had meant the world to me and I am devastated over her grubby secret life.

Do you think I should forgive her and make her choose between me and the dirty tramp, or should I cut my losses and stay away from her?

Please help!

Sam says…

MJ, Notts

LET this girl go as she is obviously only using you. Get on with your life and find someone new who loves you for what you are, not what they can get out of you.

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