Drunk teacher flashes boobs at COVID test centre
Drunk teacher flashes norks at COVID test centre
A SCHOOL Miss appeared before magistrates after she drunkenly bared her BOOBS at a COVID- 19 testing centre.
Michela Iddon, 28, admitted being “smashed” on vodka- based WKD Blue alcopops after visiting the centre in south- east London.
A court heard that the locum English tutor had been getting drunk with her three housemates at their shared apartment near Croydon when one of them raised the idea of taking the test.
Magistrates were told that divorcée Iddon – originally from Sheffield – was concerned about the possibility of taking the virus into a school environment.
Swaying
But when she visited the test and trace centre – which we cannot name for legal reasons – she “changed”, according to witnesses.
One worker told police that bleach- blonde Iddon first stood swaying in the socially- distanced queue for the swab test.
When it was finally her turn to enter the prefab facility, however, staff decided she was too intoxicated to take part.
“She took this badly and became enraged,” a police report said.
“She was swearing and shouting ‘ someone f** king inject me’.
“The employees tried to explain there were no needles involved and that in any case she was not in a fit state to take part in the testing.
“It was that point that pulled her jacket over her head, tore off her blouse and bra and started man- handling her own breasts in front of the staff, repeatedly shouting ‘ honk honk’.”
The court heard Iddon had already written to magistrates to apologise for her behaviour and had sent a similar letter to the test centre.
She was said to be “mortified” at her drunken actions.
After admitting a public order offence Iddon was given a caution and ordered to pay £ 120 in costs.
Outside court, where she hid her face from press cameras, Iddon said: “I don’t know what came over me. I don’t even go topless on the beach.”